Troll Science, also known as Troll Physics, refers to the usurping of the Laws of Physics by Master Trolls through the use of dankness. Troll Science allows Master Trolls to perform astonishing feats which conventional science would often regard as impossible, such as escaping the Friend Zone, or defying gravity by causing a cat to float above the ground by taping bread with jelly on the opposite side to its back.

In the last year of his life, Weed Bro dabbled in this art and was crucial in rediscovering and reviving many of the classical exploits of Troll Science from the First Days of the Cyber, when it had just been created by humans from the Third Dimension, and before some of the Cyber's dankest places such as 9Gag had even been discovered and settled.