See also: History of the Cyber
Pre-Stone Age Edit
|First Days of the Cyber
10 000 000 000 BC
|-The Cyber is created
-The Church of the Dank is created
|9 999 999 764 BC||-Dr Jhatka kills Adolf Eichmann in the battle of kepler 22b,
Exiling him to the shadow realm until the 1920s
|9 999 999 000 BC||-After 1000 years of war, Funwaa defeats Gumwaa. Gumwaa continues to resist.
-the Church of Cringe is created
-Funwaa appoints Cybernetic God to govern the Cyber.
|200 000 BC||-Earth is created by Funwaa
-Many animals evolve, the first being the zebra.
-Human life appears
Early Stone Age Edit
28 000 BC: Life appears in India
10 000 BC: Earliest theorized dating of The Hand-Drawn Episode
3509 BC: The Jews reject, And The Illuminati is founded by Jews who are smart enough to understand Rick and Morty.
3433 BC: Lord Terris dies and the revolt ends.
326 BC: Alexander the Memer invades india
69 AD: People have a mild chuckle because the year is equal to the sex number.
420 AD: First Slavic state created (Cybernetic Russia)
1223 AD: The Mongols invade and immigrate to Russia. They later become russian slaves.
19 Apr 1775: The USA Declares independence, The First American Revolutionary War starts. (details)
3 Mar 1777: The First American Revolutionary War ends in a British victory.
June 18th, 1812: The USA declares independence from britain. Subsequently, the Confederacy declares independence from the USA. A three way war between the USA, the Confederacy and the British empire starts. (details)
2 May 1813: Second American Revolutionary War of Northern Agression in 1812 ends in a British victory.
Unknown: India becomes part of the British Empire.
28 July 1914: World war 1 starts following the Assassination of Franz Ferdinand
7 Nov 1917: Vladimir lenin takes over russia and establishes the Islamic Emirate of Russia (details)
11 Nov 1918: World war 1 ends with a German armistice.
1920 AD: The Islamic Emirate of Russia becomes the Russian free market state. (details)
1922 AD: The Russian free market state becomes the soviet union (details)
c. 1925: Old Bro is born.
1940: Hitler starts his invasion of France. He can not circumvent the Maginot line by invading through Belgium, Because the Maginot line had been extended. Instead, Hitler circumvents the Maginot line by invading through Switzerland, Whose defenses are circumvented with an invasion through Liechtenstein.
1942: Despite initial success, Hitler's invasion of Cybernetic Russia fails when other Funwaa forces launch Operation Sledgehammer in Autumn of 1942, Which forces Hitler on a two-front war.
8 May 1943: Berlin is taken. Cybernetic Japan nonetheless continues to fight.
2 Sep 1945: Operation Downfall succeeds at wiping Cybernetic Japan from the world map.
2 Sep 1945 - 4 Jan 1947: In reprisal to Japan's rebellion, Cybernetic Japan is erased from the world map. Later, The Kuril islands were found to be illegally occupied by Cybernetic Russia and thus were returned to Cybernetic Japan. The Japanese people as well as the emperor have since turned the Kuril islands into their new homeland.
Early 1940's: Sarcastic Grandma gets married with Old Bro
1946: Adolf Eichmann is captured and once again banished to the shadow realm.
26 Jan 1950: India becomes independent
Early 1950s: Sarcastic Grandma births her first child, Sarcastic Auntie.
Mid 1950s: Sarcastic Grandma births her second child, Weed Bro's future mother
c. 1965: Sarcastic Grandma births her third child, Weed bro's future father.
Mid 1960s: Sarcastic Bro's mother is born
20 Jan 1969: Richard Nixon declares independence from Britain, Starting the Third American Revolutionary War. (details)
9 Aug 1974: The Third American Revolutionary War ends in a British victory.
1980: Chad Thunderock is elected president of the Chad Republic, Ending the Chadian war of independence.
Early 1980s: Roger the Sniper is born
1980s: Weed bro's parents get an incestuous marriage
c. 1989: John is born.
1 July 1990: East and West Germany are unified into the Fourth Reich. Over the next 20 years, The Fourth Reich takes over much of Europe, Culminating in a "European Union" of 28 formerly independent republics.
17 July 1990: The Gamer Genocide begins.
28 Aug 1991: Tina is born
25 Dec 1991: The Soviet union collapses, Ending the cold war. Subsequently, Russia dissolves into an area of warlords. (details)
1992: Lucy is born
Advanced Stone Age Edit
Early 1990s: Sarcastic Bro is born
3 May 1999: Pakistan starts the Kargil war with India. Roger the Sniper participates in it
2000: Chad Thundercock steps down as the President of chad.
2002: The Final Russian warlord surrenders to Vladimir Putin, Ending the Russian Warlord era.
c. 2004: John's Girlfriend is born.
2006: The Council of 300 is formed
Early 2000s: Cold war II starts
Mid/Late 2000s: Munna is born as the child of sarcastic auntie and Abdul khan Mohammed
December 2011: 4chan, Reddit, Tumblr, and Funnyjunk jointly invade 9Gag.
2 Oct 2012: The Russian-Backed Fourth American Revolutionary War starts. (details)
1 Nov 2012: The Fourth American Revolutionary War ends with a peace agreement. The USA will become independent after electing their first president at November 9th, 2012.
22 Apr 2017: Sarcastic Bro and Sarcastic Auntie start the Raid on Unnamed Town 1 and are joined by Adam Ellis on their way there. Once they arrive in the city, They realize they forgot what they were supposed to be doing and left.
19 May 2017: The Roast of Tommy Max occurs.
26 May 2017: Cybernetic India passes a law prohibiting unilateral capital punishment.
1 Jun 2017: The most historic Weed comic ever is believed to occur.
6 Jun 2017: Teacher's daughter is born
10 Jun 2017: Weed bro murders his father (details)
11 Jun 2017: An Ambulance presumably dies
3 Aug 2017: The Jabalpur school hostage crisis begins
5 Aug 2017: The Jabalpur school hostage crisis ends.
8 Aug 2017: Marshmallow resigns following an Email scandal. Bronald Trump takes his place.
11 Aug 2017: Sarcastic auntie dies due to Alzheimer's disease - She turns into a ghost.
16 Aug 2017: Weed bro attempts to murder tina. (details)
4 Sep 2017: Faced with a westernizing Pakistan, CSTO invades Pakistan.
9 Sep 2017: Pakistan capitulates. Foreign Dictator Bro is put in charge.
10 Sep 2017: Battle of Jaithari: Weed bro has a brief clash with the Indian armed forces.
27 Sep 2017: Maladar Massacre: Weed Bro releases several lions into an innocent populace, Killing 183 people.
23 Oct 2017: Weed Bro kills Armless Bro
31 Oct 2017: Prudence dies
2 Nov 2017: Weed Bro's health starts to deteriorate. (details)
14 Nov 20??: Weed Bro's Son is born.
25 Nov 2017: Tina recovers from her coma. (details)
28 Nov 2017: Old Bro tragically passes away from lung cancer.
14 Dec 2017: Weed Bro’s left hand gains conciousness and crawls off to become the leader of Cybernetic Pakistan.
4-5 Jan 2018: The January 4th incident occurs
6 Jan 2017: Sundar Pichai dies due to seeing a stupid google search.
30 Mar 2018: The Battle of Boonville occurs between the 4th of January movement and the Cybernetic American Government.
27 Mar - 21 Apr 2018: A group of Gamers rise up against the Fourth Reich in the Gamer uprising. Over the course of 25 days, The Fourth Reich as well as its allies collapse in the face of Gamer advance, Shocking the world. Subsequently, The Fourth Reich is dissolved into 28 independent republics, And the Gamers receive their own independent nation.
6 Apr - 7 May 2018: Natty's Coup: Members of the American Fеminazi Party take control of the Cybernetic American government via a coup d'etat in a bid to destroy the Gamer uprising, starting the Cybernetic American Civil War.
24-28 Apr 2018: The Power vacuum created by the Gamer Uprising allows the Thots organization to take control of parts of the Former fourth reich
￼18 Jun 2018: Beloved Rapper and president of the anti domestic abuse and anti homophobia organization Jansen Dwayne Ricardo "XXXTentacion" Onfroy is killed by unidentified men, eerily similar to the murder of anti domestic abuse organization founding member John Lenin.
26 Jun 2018: The Hand-Drawn Episode is discovered.
7 July 2018: Poop island declares independence.
17 July 2018: The first annual Gamer Genocide Remembrance day is held.
5 Aug 2018: Tina reveals she is pregnant.
9 Sep 2018: Annual Meeting of Women Drivers
24 Sep 2018: John presumably murdered an unknown person for unknown reasons with a gunshot.
Future events Edit
2060s: Dicky's Grandson is born.