The Church of the Dank is a church of the most enlightened Meme Masters ever to exist. They honor seven great sages of Dankness, each who represent a specific element of dankness, who are:

  • The Troll, who represents trolling.
  • Sarcastic Auntie, who represents thiccness
  • Harambe, who represents sacrifice and remembrance.
  • Sarcastic Bro who represents legends and the epic
  • The many avatars of tweenhood like Spongebob and Jerry who represent dankness
  • Weed Bro, who represents smoking the weed
  • Adam Ellis who represents V I L E N E S S